Not another Damn Blog

Really, another damn blog? Don't I have like six already, not counting the five stagnant ones? Unfortunately, yes, here it is. I suppose I could use this to link to my other blogs, and maybe get more people to view those (WHO-HOO SELF PROMOTION). However, I figure this will be a bit more of an absurd blog. Oh, and don't worry, my legendary love for pistachios will not be off limits for derision.
Posts I Like
troyesivan:

kissthetroye:

gallifrey-feels:

hey-sass-butt:

alicatx:

threeheadguy:

candyrifle:

wildanduntamedthing:

dave-vriska:

enfeebler:

naathaaaly:

Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

  #Reasons why I haies #they do mes the pet

THE BAKED THE CAT WHY ARE YOG THE ANAL

All the fucking time. People have their pets euthay did something to their kid who fuem or pulled on their tail or got in their fathing. Here’s a better idea: WACKING KID WHEN THEY’RE AROUND Aanks.

^^boldedBut this? Well, tarn, isn’t it?they do bet bad shit happenack.I’ll bet that littln’t touch the n right?
and OP is a fuckiing to blame the ending itself when the kid SMACKET IN THE HEAD.
ThURTS for a little cat. I’d lack too.
Ale.

is this supposed to be readable or am i missing something

Did I just switch channels or something what language is this

Oh thank god it’s not just me

*sobbing* what the fuck is happening

what the fuuuccckkk

Ale.

I sat there reading this for a good while hoping to hell I didn’t have some sort of aphasia that just showed up partway through. What is going on there?

troyesivan:

kissthetroye:

gallifrey-feels:

hey-sass-butt:

alicatx:

threeheadguy:

candyrifle:

wildanduntamedthing:

dave-vriska:

enfeebler:

naathaaaly:

Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

THE BAKED THE CAT WHY ARE YOG THE ANAL

All the fucking time. People have their pets euthay did something to their kid who fuem or pulled on their tail or got in their fathing. Here’s a better idea: WACKING KID WHEN THEY’RE AROUND Aanks.

^^bolded

But this? Well, tarn, isn’t it?

they do bet bad shit happenack.

I’ll bet that littln’t touch the n right?

and OP is a fuckiing to blame the ending itself when the kid SMACKET IN THE HEAD.

ThURTS for a little cat. I’d lack too.


Ale.

is this supposed to be readable or am i missing something

Did I just switch channels or something what language is this

Oh thank god it’s not just me

*sobbing* what the fuck is happening

what the fuuuccckkk

Ale.

I sat there reading this for a good while hoping to hell I didn’t have some sort of aphasia that just showed up partway through. What is going on there?

(via vvallflowered)

doctorstrangeblog:

When I heard Cheryl Strayed’s book Wild was being adapted into a movie of the same name, I must admit I was skeptical. However, I gradually come around and am pretty optimistic about it now, in large part because of this trailer. Also, the crucial main role seems to be well cast, as Reese Witherspoon appears to nail the “what the hell have I got myself into?” aspect of the book. This book was one of my favorite recent reads, and I hope the movie will be able to live up to it.

cinemove:

There’s a piano in the street.

I really love this movie. No matter what pile of cinematic filth Adam Sandler and his gang craps out in the years to come, this exists to counteract it.

(via selfdog)

walkwithnature2012:

This realization hit me about halfway up the Slaughter Creek Trail. The trail, which is almost 3 miles long, goes from the edge of Lake Winfield Scott up to a junction with the Appalachian Trail near its approach to the summit of Blood Mountain. As such, it’s pretty much uphill the entire way. Despite taking frequent breaks…

Read More at Red Faces, White Blazes

selfdog:

entertainmentweekly:

5 Seasons of Angel recapped on napkins—because it’s a thing now

YES. YES. YES. 

I dig this. Hard. 

Though I would have included Angel’s trench coat, sweeping in front of the camera as he walks down that lonely alley.

thenationmagazine:

"When we treat violence against trans women only as a trans issue rather than also a women’s issue, we deny the victims the womanhood they fought and died for.” — Meredith Talusan

(via selfdog)

walkwithnature2012:

Andrew’s back from his trip, and his AT Hiking Training Plan is back as well. Read more in his latest post.

doctorstrangeblog:

So if I had tried to write full blown posts for each of these films, it would be time for the holiday movie season before I actually got to them. Instead, I decided to continue last year’s tradition of bunching all the summer movies into large party sized containers. Today is part one, for the movies from May and June. In a couple months, I’ll do July and August. Will any summer movies make my end of year list? Who knows, the year’s only half over. What kind of question is that?

Remind me not to make posts like that after 10:00 at night. Otherwise I apparently get very combative.

leav:

sirfrogsworth:

It’s like finding two thirsty people.

"I’m sorry friend, I cannot give you water. It’s against my beliefs. It is not my responsibility to quench your heathen thirst. "

"That doesn’t make any sense. Water is essential for my health!"

"You on the other hand……

It does more than open the door to other birth control objections. Sure, the Supreme Court decision included a caveat that this decision is limited in scope to birth control. All that really means is that it is open season on challenges to other federal regulations by other “closely held corporations” over other things that violate that corporations “beliefs”. The Supreme Court has elected itself arbiter of what constitutes “real beliefs”, and that is bad for everyone involved, including churches and religious folks..

The idea of corporate personhood is a pandora’s box that we are going to regret opening one day, in large part because of the awful decisions made by Alito, Roberts, Scalia, Kennedy, and Thomas that have grossly expanded its scope. To all progressive minded people, don’t forget that elections have consequences. No matter how disappointing many Democrats tend to be, whether they are Obama, Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, Elizabeth Warren, etc…none of them will ever put a justice as loathesome as Scalia or Alito on the bench. A milquetoast liberal justice is always preferable to a strict constructionist yahoo.

doctorstrangeblog:

If you have read this list (or parts one and two), do so now. It’s a pretty great list, with only one very surprising omission*. Sure, some of the movies I would have put in a different order, but I think that these 50 movies are a pretty good representation of how to do “summer blockbusters” right.

For the record, my top 10 would be:

10. Back to the Future 
9. Jurassic Park
8. The Avengers
7. South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
6. The Dark Knight
5. Up 
4. Ratatouille
3. WALL-E
2. The World’s End
1  Empire Strikes Back.

*I’m not going to say which movie it is, you’ll just have to discover that for yourself.