Not another Damn Blog

Really, another damn blog? Don't I have like six already, not counting the five stagnant ones? Unfortunately, yes, here it is. I suppose I could use this to link to my other blogs, and maybe get more people to view those (WHO-HOO SELF PROMOTION). However, I figure this will be a bit more of an absurd blog. Oh, and don't worry, my legendary love for pistachios will not be off limits for derision.

mcgonagirl:

kdaziz:

purgatoilet:

beenwandering:

help I’m having emotions about a cartoon antidepressant trying to be useful

DID YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY GIF AN ABILIFY COMMERCIAL 

yes but look at it, it cares about her and just wants to help her be able to function. It’s like “I know you’re sad. here, I’ll help you.”

LIKE OKAY THOUGH can I explain why this is exceedingly brilliant??  Because when anti-depressants work right, that’s what they DO.  They don’t make you happy or emotionless or unhealthy in any way, they make you FUNCTIONAL.  They make it so that a depressed person who can barely get out of bed can start to support themselves again and more importantly, start to THINK for themselves again without the permeating presence of depression.

Depression is a cyclical disease, that tells you to think a certain way, and, because you’re depressed, you generally believe it, and then things get worse and worse.  The ONLY thing anti-depressants do is to STOP that cycle in its tracks!!  Which is something to be ecstatic about and celebrated, even if you don’t realize it at the time, because when you’re depressed, getting out of bed is climbing Mount Everest.  Antidepressants help stop that cycle so that one day soon, getting out of bed can JUST be getting out of bed.  They don’t even expedite the recovery process in most cases, they just make recovery POSSIBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE.  So this little guy is portrayed with a fuckton more accuracy than I ever expected from a commercial.

These Abilify commercials remind me of The Critic. Which is odd, because the animation doesn’t quite look like it at all, although I think the colors are pretty similar. Still, I could imagine Jay Sherman being in the background getting his Abilify prescription.

I miss The Critic.

(via cinematicelasmobranch)

walkwithnature2012:

I know I’ve read it before somewhere, but can’t seem to remember. I’m making homemade jerky for the first time today as a test run for a food possibility on the Trail next year. Any ideas?

walkwithnature2012:

Reading through the Appalachian Trail Thru-hikers Companion (2014 ed), several highlights stood out. I actually have been reading through the book and literally highlighting points of interest, and this 75 mile stretch has not disappointed.

Unlike my brother, I tend not to have an encyclopedic knowledge of the AT - not that I’m not excited, of course, I just tend to be more of an experiential learner. I will remember something once I’ve done it. Through the first push in Virginia from Damascus to Atkins, I can say that I’ve experienced part of the Appalachian Trail first-hand.

Read more at Red Faces, White Blazes

troyesivan:

kissthetroye:

gallifrey-feels:

hey-sass-butt:

alicatx:

threeheadguy:

candyrifle:

wildanduntamedthing:

dave-vriska:

enfeebler:

naathaaaly:

Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

  #Reasons why I haies #they do mes the pet

THE BAKED THE CAT WHY ARE YOG THE ANAL

All the fucking time. People have their pets euthay did something to their kid who fuem or pulled on their tail or got in their fathing. Here’s a better idea: WACKING KID WHEN THEY’RE AROUND Aanks.

^^boldedBut this? Well, tarn, isn’t it?they do bet bad shit happenack.I’ll bet that littln’t touch the n right?
and OP is a fuckiing to blame the ending itself when the kid SMACKET IN THE HEAD.
ThURTS for a little cat. I’d lack too.
Ale.

is this supposed to be readable or am i missing something

Did I just switch channels or something what language is this

Oh thank god it’s not just me

*sobbing* what the fuck is happening

what the fuuuccckkk

Ale.

I sat there reading this for a good while hoping to hell I didn’t have some sort of aphasia that just showed up partway through. What is going on there?

troyesivan:

kissthetroye:

gallifrey-feels:

hey-sass-butt:

alicatx:

threeheadguy:

candyrifle:

wildanduntamedthing:

dave-vriska:

enfeebler:

naathaaaly:

Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

THE BAKED THE CAT WHY ARE YOG THE ANAL

All the fucking time. People have their pets euthay did something to their kid who fuem or pulled on their tail or got in their fathing. Here’s a better idea: WACKING KID WHEN THEY’RE AROUND Aanks.

^^bolded

But this? Well, tarn, isn’t it?

they do bet bad shit happenack.

I’ll bet that littln’t touch the n right?

and OP is a fuckiing to blame the ending itself when the kid SMACKET IN THE HEAD.

ThURTS for a little cat. I’d lack too.


Ale.

is this supposed to be readable or am i missing something

Did I just switch channels or something what language is this

Oh thank god it’s not just me

*sobbing* what the fuck is happening

what the fuuuccckkk

Ale.

I sat there reading this for a good while hoping to hell I didn’t have some sort of aphasia that just showed up partway through. What is going on there?

(via vvallflowered)

doctorstrangeblog:

When I heard Cheryl Strayed’s book Wild was being adapted into a movie of the same name, I must admit I was skeptical. However, I gradually come around and am pretty optimistic about it now, in large part because of this trailer. Also, the crucial main role seems to be well cast, as Reese Witherspoon appears to nail the “what the hell have I got myself into?” aspect of the book. This book was one of my favorite recent reads, and I hope the movie will be able to live up to it.

cinemove:

There’s a piano in the street.

I really love this movie. No matter what pile of cinematic filth Adam Sandler and his gang craps out in the years to come, this exists to counteract it.

(via selfdog)

walkwithnature2012:

This realization hit me about halfway up the Slaughter Creek Trail. The trail, which is almost 3 miles long, goes from the edge of Lake Winfield Scott up to a junction with the Appalachian Trail near its approach to the summit of Blood Mountain. As such, it’s pretty much uphill the entire way. Despite taking frequent breaks…

Read More at Red Faces, White Blazes

selfdog:

entertainmentweekly:

5 Seasons of Angel recapped on napkins—because it’s a thing now

YES. YES. YES. 

I dig this. Hard. 

Though I would have included Angel’s trench coat, sweeping in front of the camera as he walks down that lonely alley.

thenationmagazine:

"When we treat violence against trans women only as a trans issue rather than also a women’s issue, we deny the victims the womanhood they fought and died for.” — Meredith Talusan

(via selfdog)

walkwithnature2012:

Andrew’s back from his trip, and his AT Hiking Training Plan is back as well. Read more in his latest post.